Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.
Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay
I kept getting bills from my mom’s card after she passed and I finally just wrote “return to sender” and “deceased” on the envelope and haven’t received a letter about it since
sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid
Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?
This makes me so uneasy
You have to defend from all sides I don’t like it
I joined a paleontology meme page on Facebook and it was the best decision I’ve made
i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y
Mission parameters set.
Fuck that noise.
YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM
God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern.
Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.
Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again.
Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?
The short answer is it didn’t.
Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.
wh
who’s this..?
don’t even worry about it he’s fine
it’s fine
So that old post of mine where I came up with goofy alternative titles for CR1 episodes is going around again and I’m not sure I ever went back and did it for the entire first campaign? So here goes:
hey.
mined craft mobs but they are fubby
please laugh at the fact that i made the creeper a furby boom. i want to think im a funny person pleas e clap
apparently food inspections stopped bc of the shutdown so things bout to be real fucked up for some of us
Most companies are probably going to continue their regular food safety procedures, but a few things you can do to reduce some personal risk:
Buy hard, solid veggies and fruits (apples, melons) or ones with rinds (bananas are probably fine). Scrub the peel/rind thoroughly with soap and water before consumption.
The more solid and dense the meat, the less likely it is for contamination to spread very far. Buy your meat in solid cuts, NOT GROUND. Especially not ground chicken rn, salmonella bad.
Cook things thoroughly. Follow guidelines for the internal temperatures meat is supposed to reach and stick to those guidelines. Use a meat thermometer. Make your steaks well done for a while.
I’d stay away from shellfish as a whole if I were you. The diseases you can get from it are some of the nastier ones. No sushi for a while, too. If you have fish, make sure it was frozen following anti-parasitic guidelines and cook thoroughly.
AVOID LEAFY GREENS. This is where we’ve been seeing the most outbreaks lately, so be very careful.
The pregnant, elderly, immunocompromised, and the very young are the ones most at risk in an outbreak. If you are in one of these groups, be extremely cautious and avoid soft cheeses and prepackaged deli meats. Check on friends and family in these groups. Report symptoms of foodborne illness to a doctor so they can report to the state health depts that are still running.
Even with these in mind, remember that most outbreaks of foodborne illness are due to things like improper cooking and storage. Stay safe out there, folks 💙
When I was a child, I’d sit for hours
Staring into open flame
Something in it had a power
Could barely tear my eyes away🔥🔥🔥
I designed a Crystal Kingdom poster for my friend’s birthday!!
Image Description: Fanart of The Adventure Zone: Balance, the Crystal Kingdom arc. In the foreground taking most attention are the Tres Horny Boys, Magnus(human with reddish hair and a scar over his right eye), Merle Highchurch(dwarf with round glasses, tanned skin, and white beard and hair– bun on his head), and Taako(elf with tanned skin and white-blonde hair in a braid). All three are wearing red suits, similar to hazmat suits with with totally clear circular helmets, and the Bureau of Balance symbol on the front.(Four triangles pointed at each other). To their left and down are Killian(orc with long dark hair) and Carey(short pink dragonborn) in similar garb. Behind them and to the up-right is No. 3773, a robot that looks like a computer screen with a simple face, and maybe a laser taped to her top?
Behind them is a large sapphire mirror, ghosts visible and swirling about in it. The mirror is clutched by two large skeletal hands. Just behind the mirror is Kravitz in his human form. He has dark skin, dark hair in dreadlocs, a feathered cloak, and a scythe.
Behind Kravitz is a human skull encased in pink tourmaline. Similar crystals are visible in the background, along with glitchy computer screens and cables. Ringing the mirror are differently colored gemstones– red, purple, blue.
